I kid you not.

And the winner of the "oddest press release title of the week" award is:

"Grizzly Adams Releases New 12 Volume Biblical Series."

Apparently there's a company called "Grizzly Adams Productions," which I suppose were the folks who gave us that loveable family-friendly series about a same-sex couple, one of whom was a fugitive for murder, who were into leather and "bears." Or something like that. And now they're putting out a 12-volume series on the bible (in which I hope they hyphenate things correctly). Ah, Grizzly Adams ...