"Nimble Governance (Theme for GC2012)"

To the tune of "Burning Down the House":

"Nimble Governance"

 

1) All right

We're solving all our problems

Hang tight

The market might hit bottom

But you'll see from debt we'll soon be free

Selling 815

 

No sweat

We'll get just what we're after

Just get that all of that Five Marks patter

down pat; you will sweep them off their feet

Selling 815

 

Chorus:

 

And you'll get in that blessed set cramped in a seat on a cheap jet to

a Special Commission

You'll never get to breathe real air but all your friends will meet you there from

the last five Conventions

 

Gonna make some

nimble governance

 

Yeah

nimble governance

 

2) My House

has the best resolutions

Your House

in this here institution

is the source of all that's wrong and weak

not nimble governance

 

And so

I'll tell you the solution

That's right. Reboot the institution

My awesome DNA will save the day

nimble governance

 

Chorus:

 

So church be nimble, church be quick

Don't sit there on your candlestick

That smell isn't incense

If you just do what I suggest, we'll get right out of every mess

I'm just that intense

 

I'm a genius, yeah

nimble governance

 

I'll run the budget now

nimble governance

 

What's a "canon"?

nimble governance

 

I'm your Moses, baby

nimble governance

 

Drown like an Egyptian

nimble governance

 

It's an Exodus

nimble governance

 

I'm your Moses, I'm your Moses

Follow me to nimble governance